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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 18, 2016 8:18:19 GMT
It sounds like a hoard of flatulent bees with the shits.
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Post by Souvarine on Jan 18, 2016 9:25:44 GMT
That's how it stings, too...
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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 18, 2016 10:00:36 GMT
Also who's idea was an all-glass cockpit? Do you know how long it takes to polish the scratches out every time I dock?
Also none of the bloody windows open to let in air.
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Post by Souvarine on Jan 18, 2016 10:28:57 GMT
I'm no engineer but that may be by design!
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 18, 2016 11:51:31 GMT
No engineer, you can say that again. When was the last time the Vortigaunt was fully functional Sou?
Al-poc, you gonna name this one? Should I bring some drink to baptise it?
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Post by Souvarine on Jan 18, 2016 12:31:46 GMT
Back in the 90s I think. Around the time a woman last slept with you for free.
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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 18, 2016 12:52:03 GMT
Stupid comms, eating my last reply!
A drink is always more than welcome, this ship has over a hundred tonnes of cargo space so I'll be packing one of may larger drinks cabinets.
And a name, possibly The Flatulent Bee.
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 18, 2016 13:03:33 GMT
The drink would be for the ship, to christen it. You know, breaking the bottle over the bow.
I wouldn't waste good booze on you. You think sour mash and whiskey are the same thing.
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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 18, 2016 13:16:53 GMT
I resent that statement! Such a waste of alcohol to smash it on the ship, can't you use some of that non-alcoholic piss-water that they sell in Federation space?
And whiskey is clearly the superior drink, the proof of the alcohol is in the proof.
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Post by Souvarine on Jan 18, 2016 13:18:45 GMT
You could call it the Crown and Anchor? It may as well be a pub, given the volume of booze you tend to carry...
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 18, 2016 13:28:03 GMT
By the same token Sou yours should be called the Menopause, because all women of a certain age pass through it.
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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 18, 2016 13:37:01 GMT
Crown and Anchor? Good name that, take me back to those halcyon days.
Cheers!
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Post by Souvarine on Jan 18, 2016 13:49:02 GMT
By the same token Sou yours should be called the Menopause, because all women of a certain age pass through it. I can't even begin to top that |
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 18, 2016 13:54:50 GMT
Glad you liked it.
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