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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 20, 2016 15:29:02 GMT
Ok, I've never been one for titles but there is something quite nice about how subservient the Imperial Navy are now.
I'm just doing a bit of fishing and a navy vessels yanks me
"Sorry Commander," He says "but we can't make exceptions, even for you".
I could hear him cringe down the mike.
Here comes the Baron, doff your caps.
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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 20, 2016 15:55:48 GMT
I swear those navy vessels are on the take, every time I load up they're always on my case. You'd have thought I'd done something wrong!
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 20, 2016 16:03:43 GMT
Yet get interdicted by a pirate and they always turn up fashionably late to the party.
Incompetent wankers.
Except now for me they are Incompotent, sub-servient, wankers.
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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 20, 2016 16:09:48 GMT
Wouldn't it be nice if they stopped you to give you things? Or just to say "That was one hell of a fuel scoop, here have a drink on us!"
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 20, 2016 16:18:07 GMT
It would, but unfortunately it'll never happen. They have their personality removed when the sign up. It's tragic really.
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Post by Souvarine on Jan 20, 2016 18:31:43 GMT
"Commander! That was one hell of a fuel scoop. You made that red dwarf your bitch. Have this ornamental clock."
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 20, 2016 21:55:47 GMT
The problem is they wouldn't recognise a good pilot if one walked up to them and kicked them in the balls.
I know, I've tested this theory.
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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 21, 2016 8:41:35 GMT
You pretended to be a good pilot?
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Post by Souvarine on Jan 21, 2016 8:54:36 GMT
That would explain why they didn't recognise him...
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 21, 2016 9:13:42 GMT
Oh fuck, now there's 2 of you.
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Post by Ronnie Kane on Jan 24, 2016 12:15:36 GMT
3 of us.
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 24, 2016 15:09:30 GMT
Thank you Ronnie. I'd almost forgotten.
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Post by Al-pocalypse on Jan 25, 2016 8:10:05 GMT
That's great news! Maybe one of you three can get me into the exclusive bars, they have the best drinks there.
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Post by Tanith Low on Jan 25, 2016 9:20:47 GMT
Maybe, but we have the best drunks.
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